Nine months away from the blog. Sorry about that.
And that’s all you have to say for yourself?
No explanation? Nothing? You’ve been gone long enough to have a baby, for crying out loud.
Well, not quite, actually . . .
Nothing. I was just saying . . . Nevermind.
So, after 9 months of utter silence, all you have is this silly post of you pretending to talk to yourself?
It’s the best I could come up with.
And you call yourself a writer?
On good days, yes.
Which this is clearly not one of.
Just calling it like I see it.
Okay, this was a bad idea.
Perhaps, but it was your bad idea.